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So ya wanna know me?

Well, my name is Jayme.

Here let’s just do points because I don’t wanna make complete sentences:

-21 years old
-Female gender
-Forever alone (Single)
-Straight
-Probably not interested in you
-Extremely sarcastic
-Agnostic
-Liberal (who would’ve thought?)
-Writer (mostly just pointless shit)
-Doodler (because my shit is nowhere good enough to get me the claim of ‘artist’)
-Colors, I love them
-Cooking, making things from scratch FTW
-Baking is fun too
-Shoes, ofc
-Dresses
-Sewing
-Crocheting, BUT I’M SO BAD AT IT. TT_TT
-Extremely introverted in person
-Social awkwardness galore
-I’m also blunt due to that
-I dislike most people
-Motorola Atrix II, I love my phone <3
-5’3” on a good day
-Short joke galore
-my mom is 3” shorter than me
-For some reason, everyone I know tends to talk to me about everyone else.
And then ask for advice.
-So I always wonder who they go to gossip about me?
-Funny expressions all the time.
-And people like to point them out in public places
-Ummm…
-Books?
-Lots and lots of books
-Yoga
-Running
-Squats (IHATEYOU)
-I love being part of fandoms. <3
-So, so, freaking much.
-A:TLA
-LoK
-YJ
-Homestuck
-MLP
-Ouran Host Club
-Harry Potter
-The Hunger Games
-All that nerdy shit
-I also…
-SHIP EVERYTHING!!!!
-Zutara will always be my dearest OTP though
-K.
-I think that’s it.
-You can go now.
-Like.
-Right now…
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-Leave?
-Please?
-Er…
-I like Batman?
-And being Batman on Omegle?
-Gonna be Batman for Halloween actually.
-Batman with Boobs.
-Alliteration.
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K.
Bye.